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We are two friends who like to watch bad movies and talk about them. Join us for GARBAGE DAY!

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Superhero movies are all the rage nowadays but in the early eighties, not so much. The musical was also on it's way out, so slamming these two things together made something epic. Philippe Mora, director of The Howling II, Mad Dog Morgan, and The Beast Within directs this musical masterpiece.

Alan Arkin and Christopher Lee lead the cast as Captain Invincible and evil Mr. Midnight. Captain Invincible is washed up and down on his luck down under, Australia. His archenemy is plotting an imminent attack and the only person who can find him to stop this vile plan. 

Join us and get just a little drunk for this one, we're watching The Return of Captain Invincible.

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September 18, 2020

GDP EP 88: Ooga Booga

Oh boy we watched another Charles Band movie! Ooga Booga! A motivated medical school graduate who is also a black man is murdered by racist police, somehow his soul is transferred to a racist bone in the nose doll. Listen as Sean gets pissed at this movie! Gaaaarrrrbaaaagggge Daaaaay!

 

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Welcome to the last party you'll ever need to go to. The people that show up to this killer bash will surely have an experience of a lifetime, or maybe an afterlife time. They'll win one million dollars each, or five million if they're the lone survivor.

In this remake of the classic William Castle movie director Willaim Malone attempts to spin crap into gold. Sit down and consume this movie while we tell you what's really going on.

 

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September 4, 2020

GDP EP 86: My Sweet Satan

SAY YOU LOVE SATAN! SAY YOU LOVE SATAN! The guys watch their first Jim Van Bebber movie, My Sweet Satan. Based on an actual event. Ricky the Acid King is one crazy satanist who gets ripped off by sweet naive Gary. Gary is then lured into the woods and mutilated. Grab a cold one and a hit of the good stuff and join us as we talk about MY SWEET SATAN (1993).

 

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August 28, 2020

GDP EP 85: Ice Cream Man

In the role of a lifetime, Clint Howard plays the dynamic Gregory Tudor, AKA The Ice Cream Man.  Spending most of his life in an insane asylum Gregory is finally working a steady job. He's serving up some traditional artisan ice cream, that will make you scream. Who will fall victim to the dreaded scoop of doom? Grab a Dog Mint shake and sit down, we're watching Ice Cream Man, 1995.

 

 

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August 21, 2020

GDP EP 84: Vegas in Space

Alright y'all, take your sex change pills because we're heading to the capital city of the planet Clitorius. Vegas in Space! Listen as we discuss this all drag film from director Phillip R. Ford. OH MY GOD THEY'RE GORGEOUS!!!

 

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August 13, 2020

GDP EP 83: Twisted Pair

We're watching something beyond any human understanding. No man could comprehend the machinations of Neil Breen. Two brothers are selected and turned into something more than human. They are meant to help mold the future and better humanity, or something. We really don't know, it's a Neil Breen movie. Sit down and watch this train wreck with us.

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Lulu Danger's unsatisfying marriage takes a turn for the worse when a mysterious man from her past comes to town to perform an event called "An Evening With Beverly Luff Linn" for one magical night only. Listen as the trashmen talk about an interesting Jim Hosking's film, An Evening With Beverly Luff Linn (2018).

 

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July 30, 2020

GDP EP 81: The Glove

Sam Kellog, John Saxon, a bounty hunter who's going after Victor Hale, Rosey Grier, an ex-con who's beating his way through corrupt cops and CO's. Kick those empty cans to the side and sit down. We're watching, The Glove, 1979. Directed by Ross Hagen.

 

 

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July 24, 2020

GDP EP 80: Terminal USA

The trashmen watched their very first Jon Moritsugu film. Terminal USA (1993), a drug fueled, sex laden, violent depiction of the modern family. Listen as the trashmen discuss this punk rock, over the top, raunchfest that is Terminal USA.

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Marty Malt (Judd Nelson) is a garbageman who aspires to be a stand up comedian. One problem, nobody thinks he's funny. His biggest fan and closest friend Gus (Bill Paxton) a creepy, psychotic, disgusting trashman notices a lump growing on Marty's back. Well, this lump turns into the gimmick Marty needs to kick start his career. Joins us as we discuss the revolting, the repulsive, The Dark Backward.

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Jeff Gerber is a white bigot insurance salesman. One night he wakes up as a black man. Now he's realizing the pressures of being black in 1970. Grab a cold one and join us as we talk about Watermelon Man (1970), a movie that couldn't be made in today's pathetic age. 

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When a sleazy criminal crashes with his brother at a camp for challenged adults zany antics are sure to happen. We're ready for summer and excited to see The Mouka. Join us as we watch, Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid.

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The guys watch one of Brandon's childhood favorites. A movie about a cute but terrifying gnome that teams up with a bumbling cop to crack a case about stolen diamonds. We watched A Gnome Named Gnorm/Upworld (1992).

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June 18, 2020

GDP EP 75: Cruel Jaws

It's summer, the sun is hot and the water is so cool. Grab a sixer, sit down, and listen to us talk about Jaws 5 Cruel Jaws, 1995. It's an Italian Jaws ripoff that actually rips off your arms. Cowabunga, my dudes.

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You've heard of the Gangster Disciples. You know about the Vatos Locos. Well, you don't know sheeeeeeeeit about THE BUTTERCREAM GANG. (1992)

 

 

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Oh boy, we've got a special treat for you on this one! Some of the Degens from the MTG Cardboard Crackhouse join us for a discussion of all things movies. Grab a cold one or six because this is a long one. Woooooooooooooooo!

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The 80's were an amazing decade. Villains and heroes abound, and they all do cocaine. What happens when escaped bad boys steal a whole lot of money and hold a hero's family hostage? We get to see some Killing American Style, that's what. 

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Join us as we take part in the psycho-therapeutic experiment that is Creating Rem Lezar. Conquer your fears and let Rem Lezar tuck you in. 

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May 15, 2020

GDP EP 70: The Creeps

The Creeps, 1997, a film about four little monsters who run amuck after a crazed scientist brings them to life. The world will never be the same after seeing these classic deformed monsters. Sit back grab your favorite snack and enjoy the show.

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Get up and get your grandma outta here, cuz she's rabid dammit! On this episode the boys watched a blood-soaked Belgian classic. Join us as we talk about Troma's Rabid Grannies.

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We're watching Grotesque, 1988, Linda Blair and Tab Hunter star in this classic revenge film. Dirty punks from the 1980s want money, dope, or dope and money. Someone gets revenge and kills people.

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Grab a fatty and spliff down on some dank skunky-unky. We're watching Evil Bong 2: King Bong. The Evil Bong is back and doubling down on the chaos, insanity, and bewbs.

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We're still not going out but these Ghoulies are bro'in out. You know why? Cuz they went to college. Join us as we talk about Ghoulies 3: Ghoulies Go To College (1990).

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April 10, 2020

GDP EP 65: Zombie Cop

The world is still crumbling into ash and we're watching terrible movies. We watched something that will raise hairs and even a cop from the dead. We watched Zombie Cop, 1991, a film that the creators gave up all hope on. Grab your hand sanitizer and scrub down, we're in for a real stinker.

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On this episode the boys record from separate remote underground bunkers. We're surviving on a steady diet of cinema refuse. On this one we bring you one of the worst movies we've seen in a hot minute. Grab yourself a cold one on join us as we discuss Robot in the House (1993). 

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March 27, 2020

GDP EP 63: Lil Bits 3

We're quarantined and could die any minute. With that in mind, we've decided to give you some cobbled together bits. This is Lil Bits 3 Quarantine Edition, COVID-19 can suck on our LIMP-12. It's Garbage Day!

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Has it been awhile since you got a piece? Are you feeling desperate for release? Well come on down to the Bordello of Blood and ask for the Cunningham Wake. These beautiful women will suck you dry! 

Grab a cold one and join us as we talk about Tales From The Crypt's Bordello of Blood. 

 

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March 13, 2020

GDP EP 61: Samurai Cop

Get ready to high kick your wig off, we're watching a classic bad movie with our buddy Andrew. We're watching Samurai Cop, 1991. This movie will kickstart your brain and amp up your heart rate, strap in and hold on. 

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These birds have had enough of global warming, now they're going on a killing rampage. Stay away from the gas stations and get yourself a hybrid Mustang, if you want to survive the BIRDEMIC!!!

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We watched a classic horror-comedy, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, 1988. A town is plagued with an unwelcome carnival of horrors from outer space. Will people survive the Klowns, who knows?

Our buddy Andrew is down from Milwaukee, and he brought something for us to enjoy. We're in for a hell of a ride from The Chiodo Brothers with this movie. Sit back, don't let your popcorn eat you and enjoy the show. 

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February 21, 2020

GDP EP 58: Brain Damage

Brian wakes up one day to find a little turd worm named Aylmer attached to his body. Aylmer has the ability to get Brian high as hell and the first hit is free. Soon Brian starts chasing the high while satiating Aylmer's need for brains, human brains. We watched a Frank Henenlotter classic, BRAIN DAMAGE (1988).

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February 13, 2020

GDP EP 57: The Velocipastor

Doug Jones. WHO? Doug Jones. He's a man of the cloth that travels to China to inherit the power to transform into a dinosaur. With the help of a hooker he fights through a gang of ninja to find out who blowed up his parents. We watched The Velocipastor from 2018. ENJOY! 

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February 7, 2020

GDP EP 56: Kung Fury

We watched something that feels more 80's than most movies made in that era. We watched Kung Fury, by David Sandberg. This movie is a visual treat that'll leave you craving more, and we don't mind.

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January 31, 2020

GDP EP 55: Tiptoes

The future is looking bright for Carol and Steve, but he's keeping a dark secret. What could it be? He's from a family of little people. Featuring a star-studded cast with the likes of; Gary Oldman, Matthew McConaughey, Peter Dinklage, Kate Beckinsale, and Patricia Arquette. We're watching Tiptoes, 2003, it is a wonderful family drama about what happens when one secret compound onto others.

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January 24, 2020

GDP EP 54: Deadfall

Nicolas Cage is a cocaine fueled lunatic and we are some whiskey fueled trash humpers. We watched Deadfall. Con men conning cons to pull off the greatest con they ever conned. Come grab a cold one and join us in the deep dark depths of inebriation. GAAAAARBAAGE DAAAAAAY!!!

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Have you seen Phantom of the Opera? Oh, you have? Well this isn't that. It's Phantom of the Paradise. Sign the contract with your blood and give this episode a listen. 

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Sam Hell is a man on a mission, he's gonna squirt his seed all over. We're watching Hell Comes To Frogtown, 1988, and it's gonna get weird.

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January 3, 2020

GDP EP 51: Doggie Tails

We watched Doggie Tails, 2003, from Troma Pictures. This short film is about a dog who is dropped off at a kennel for a day or so. That's it. It's also a half hour long.

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December 25, 2019

GDP Christmas Crap

It's Christmas, and we aren't putting up an episode on Friday, because we're lazy asshats. Here's a little something to hold you over until the new year, when we're back. 

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December 20, 2019

GDP EP 50: The Toxic Avenger

We watched a classic B-Movie from Troma Studios. The Toxic Avenger, 1984, is a seminole piece of trash cinema that spawned; sequels, a cartoon, toys, and lots money for Troma Studios. We watched it now listen to us jibber jabber about it.

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December 13, 2019

GDP EP 49: Bad Taste

We're not dead, we're alive and kicking. We watched a film from an Academy Award winner, Peter Jackson. Bad Taste, 1987, a film about an alien invasion from a fast food company. 

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We watched a real life anime, and it's called Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky, 1991. This movie is balls to the wall insanity. Sit back, strap in, and hold onto your butts. It's time to get Riki with it.

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We watched the cinematic masterpiece that is John Carpenter's Vampires. One of us made it all the way through the movie, you'll find out who. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

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November 15, 2019

GDP EP 46: Loqueesha

We watched something truly dark and disturbing and  it's called, Loqueesha. This movie might be the most terrifying thing we've ever seen.

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November 9, 2019

GDP EP 45: Street Fighter

Do you Remember playing Street Fighter II? Well this is what it would be like in movie form, or a fevered dream. We watched Street Fighter, 1994, and we're here to tell you all about it. Sit back, relax, and get a second player to enjoy this with.

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November 1, 2019

GDP EP 44: Chopping Mall

Grab your girl and a six pack, we're partying in the mall. We're watching the 1986 film, Chopping Mall, by Jim Wynorski. This movie really brought out the shopaholic in us.

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The Stagpooles are a strange family that gets up to no good, and a random douche tries some shady extortion techniques on them. The tables get turned as we meet the Head of the Family, 1996. Enjoy this terrible movie.

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October 18, 2019

GDP EP 42: Lil Bits 2

Brandon and Sean are lazy so they just threw this crap together. This is a short episode about random nonsense, and there is no point. Enjoy this wild ride of an episode.

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Sean made Brandon watch some trailers for the new Star Wars, then we talked about it. That's all this episode is.

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